Vampires and my hate for them

Its just an opinion, basically you are a normal guy right? and you know there are THINGS that want to kill you, 1 second you are walking down a street maybe you turn into the alley and take  piss I dunno and i don't care what u r doing the next thing you notice is your neck or your pen!s if its a gay vampire or any other body part don't care about that ether with agonising pain and a VAMPIRE behind you, you wake up and cant move and in pain OR you don't wake up at all after that.

Well who would love em' for that? Even thou that never happened to me im sure there are others with this kind annoyance coming from their race i mean if u just walking and u havend done sh!t to anyone a god damn vampire jumps on you and kills you or drinks ur blood or something, no one would like that.

SO you are like   and THEY are like   whats the point of dying for someone u dont know in order to help them sustain? 

Vampires be like : Dude imma kill ya and drikn ur blodd 

You are liek : No way man im just wolkin' round chewing on a ripe tomatoe and u jump on me nu UHHH

Vampire be liek : YEA HUH

You bie liek : NU UHH

Vampire be like : Well man ive had a beed day so just gimme your hand or this will hurt you like shiet so cmon man i could find your car and cripple it

Youre liek : PlSS OFF MATE ill fuken nipple cripple you if u dont foken back off u chubby coon! (racoon)

Vamp is liek : OOOO YEA? CMON YOU FAT OAF ill light your DlCK ON FIRE!

Yo arsa is lik : CMON  CMON ill get my dog to bite your tits after i nipple criple em' !!! FOKING COON

BUT the thing you dont know is that vampires are like on fuck!ng steroids and can liek punch a wall or some shet

SO the next thing you notice is he punches you into the foken wall and breaks 70% of ur bones so youre foking crippled like sh!t 

THERES ARE BRICK FROM THE BROKEN WALL JAMMED IN YOUR ARSE AND YOU BASICALLY LOST UR VIRGINITY TO A BRICK

CONGRATZ !!!! FOKEN VAMPIRAS







ALL i IN WORDS LIKE DlCK HAVE BEEN REPLACE WITH AN L SO BUG OFF ABOUT SWEARING

BTW do u know any names i could avoid in game for my own sake? like vampires and stuff cause once i was in game and i got snipen on thin air i did nothing i heard a shot and i was dead...

IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE AND I MEET YOU, YOU WILL END UP LIKE DIS https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIeasiXdeK9IA3zPfZ4te_7dgYdKUAWMAstrV8NGarYmBbn3sH

SORRY PLEASE IGNORE THIS THREAD I WAS DRUNK WHEN I WROTE IT XD 
You probably noticed it due to my spelling mistakes and the lack of sense.

Apologies

I can already feel my brain swelling in numerous tumors.

Yea that was a pretty stupid thing to do :3

I still found it funny as shit XD